sobeitjay2:

7mangoes:

It’s get back with your ex season guys

(via honestlyfuckyall)

musicalsarecrack:

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

(via everybidenjusthavegoodtime)

otherbully1:

halalbarbie:

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

(via unescapable)

wlw:

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

(via heart)

totheonedegree:

tahreza:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m dry depending who you are.

I’m lit with the people that matters.

I have a dope personality… just not with YOU.

capricorn virgos taurus

Accurate

(via hereforjoi)

caralarm-bicycles:

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”

(via hereforjoi)

methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

(via giggle)

jaclcfrost:

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

(via unescapable)